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Last week on Shameless,
this is what we were doing:
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Your house is
Frank's wet dream.
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Never gonna get him out.
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Turns out
I can't afford
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to live somewhere else
and support you two.
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Why can't you stay
with Uncle Ray?
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When I get back, I want the new
stock shelved with all the
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labels facing
the same direction.
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We're gonna have a whole
night together to celebrate.
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This is your house...
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where you live with Linda
and the kids.
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I'm gay, dude, not queer.
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Five hundred and
eight-seven dollars.
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I'm taking the PSAT's for some
Polish kid over in Ridgedale?
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I told Richie that
your rates went up.
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So he's giving you $150.
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See you in three hours.
Be out in two.
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I am going to a wedding today.
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I am really gonna do it
this time.
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You're coming, Mom?
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I'll just get you
a piece of cake, Mom.
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That would just be...
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ Think of all
the luck you got ♪
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♪ Know that it's not
for naught ♪
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♪ You were beaming once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling
you're so sure of? ♪
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♪ Round up the friends you got ♪
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♪ Know that they're
not for naught ♪
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♪ You were willing once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so...
sure of? ♪
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Mm.
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Mm.
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Smoothie.
Thanks.
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Hello, Liam.
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How you doin', huh?
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Didn't Fiona tell you
to stop electrocuting dolls?
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They have to pay for their sins.
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You almost there?
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What?
I got to make lunches.
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Oh, tell me more.
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Well, first
I cut off the crusts...
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- Uh-huh. - ...and then I put
the apple slices in a baggie...
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Oh, don't stop.
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You look amazing.
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Hurry up.
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I don't want to go before you.
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I already had a couple.
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You didn't make a sound.
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Big family; thin walls.
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When you consider
how humans evolved,
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they were probably used
to mating in public.
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But one day a pioneer that
really wanted to get freaky...Steve...
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What? What?
Steve, I'm late.
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Focus.
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Damn it! Carl!
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It's not me!
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Hector's at the pole again!
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Hector!
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Hey, Hector...
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is there any way
that you could...
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I can't this time, Fiona.
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It's the third red notice
this year. I'm sorry.
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Not the first time we got
shut off; won't be the last.
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Is there any way that you can
scrape the money together today?
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We have it.
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She just forgot to pay it.
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I took an extra shift yesterday,
and I just spaced it.
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Call my cell phone
when you pay it,
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I'll swing back at
the end of the day.
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Thanks, Hector.
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"Arts and Leisure"?
So I can read about
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pagan-worshipping actors
complaining about how America sucks?
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I'll stick to my steroid-riddled
athletes, thank you.
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So...
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what's the verdict?
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The banana and blueberry are spectacular.
Oh!
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So good, Mom.
Really?
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So, tonight we are going
to go off the beaten path.
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We are going
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to have...
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Hungarian night.
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All right? We're gonna have hurka
FRANK: Mm!
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and toltott tojas
and rakott krumpli!
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Guaranteed to exit your colon
at the speed of sound.
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Huh!
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Mom...
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it's Parents Night
at school tonight.
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Right.
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Right. I will be
there, sweetie.
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I've been working
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towards that.
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That's right, I have it
right on my calendar.
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I circled it.
I've just been, I've just been
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busy, busy, but I will be there.
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Dad, will you join us
at Parents Night tonight?
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Me?
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Not you, fuckface.
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I was talking to Daddy Frank.
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Daddy Frank, will you come?
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Oh... no, no,
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ladies...
I don't do school.
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We all have our phobias,
and school is mine.
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All of it.
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Textbooks full of falsehoods,
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teachers' unions
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full of thugs,
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and tenured imbeciles
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who still use words
like "irregardless."
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Not for me.
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However,
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the crepes... merci.
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Uh, regarding dinner,
why not just move it up,
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do the Hungarian thing
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at 5:00?
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What do you say?
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Well, think it over. Whatever.
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I'll be back before 5:00.
I got a meeting.
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Karen? Sweetie?
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I'm gonna be there, okay?
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I have a session today.
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I'm gonna have a breakthrough,
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I can see it.
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Yeah, come on...
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Keep laughing,
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and I will slit your throat
while you sleep.
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I'm coming.
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Warren.
Debbie.
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Lip upstairs?
Yeah.
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Carl, eat.
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Don't organize, okay?
After you eat them,
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they all end up
in the same place.
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Who was at the door?
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Warren for Lip.
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Don't worry about
the ketchup and stuff.
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- Just the milk and the meat.
- All right, enough hot water
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for at last one more shower.
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Did Carl blow up
the neighborhood again?
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No, I forgot to pay the bill.
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Hey...
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happens to the best of us.
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Not to me, okay?
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I-I'm not like this.
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Like what?
Distracted.
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Yeah, by what?
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Well, you're the only
new thing in the mix.
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Wait, am I actually
distracting Fiona Gallagher?
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Really!
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I... hey...
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I will make a coffee run
after I finish.
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Fine.
Okay?
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Time for school, okay?
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Lip! Feet on the floor!
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Lip?
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Warren.
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Where's my paper?
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Where's my money?
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I got it.
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Okay.
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I want to see it.
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$35, right?
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No, $50.
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Ching chow choon chow
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cho ching wang hang fo....
Stop speaking
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fake Korean, Warren.
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I never said $35.
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Not for the paper
I wrote you last month,
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not for the paper I
wrote you last semester,
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not for this one.
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All right? It's $50.
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Can you do $36?
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No.
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$38?
Oh...
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Warren...
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once again proving that
Koreans are the Asian Jews.
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That's racist.
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No. Facts cannot
be racist.
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Many Irish are drunks.
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Many French smell.
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Most Chinese hate children.
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That's why they sell
them to Americans.
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Now, the fact here
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is that you,
the one Korean I know,
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made a deal of 50 bucks
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for an original essay
about The Great
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goddamn Gatsby, yet...
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once again, you're trying to get me
to lower my agreed-upon price.
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Okay? So...
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I want you to give me $50
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or GFY.
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GFY?
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Go Fuck Yourself.
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You're short again.
What?
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Inventory.
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Gone, out the door
without being paid for.
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Soup,
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beer, chips,
cigarettes, lollipops,
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salt... people are stealing salt,
Kash, what the hell?
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Kids, why don't you
go in the back
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and get yourself some juice.
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Boys, stay right where you are.
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You need to hear this.
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Other than genetic markers
for heart disease and bad teeth,
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this dump is the sum total
of what we're leaving you.
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The shoplifting is out of hand...
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$320 in one week.
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This is not a food bank.
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What are you doing when all
this thievery is taking place?
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You playing Brickbreaker
on your phone?
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Do I need to get
the security cameras fixed?
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'Cause that's a $2,500 bill
we cannot afford.
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Do me a favor while
I take the kids to school...
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grow a pair.
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Come on, boys.
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You guys have your lunches?
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You sure this is it?
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Yeah. Can I
please go now?
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When the kids leave.
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Oh, Liam, we got to get you
onto this potty!
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We can take some of the money
that we spent on diapers,
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and we can buy you candy,
and cars!
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Don't you like candy and cars?
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Ah, rewards for shitting...
the good old days.
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Hey, let me help.
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Okay, cool.
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When Liam starts holding
his breath and squinting,
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put him on this.
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The power bill.
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Come on, I'm
almost living here.
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No, you're not.
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Lip gave me enough
to pay for it yesterday.
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I picked up a last-minute shift
at the motel
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and forgot to walk it
to the payment center.
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430 bucks?
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Lip's a bit flush this month.
It's S.A.T. season.
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He's always flush
during S.A.T. season.
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S.A.T.?
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College tests.
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He tutors?
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Uh, no. He takes.
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Okay, go play with your cars.
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Oh, hey, I got another lead for you.
Oh, set it up, douche.
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I'm taking it for someone
else after school today,
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but, uh, there's another
session in two weeks.
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All right.
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Don't take the phone today,
okay? I need it.
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I need it.
For what?
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Cold calling,
for baby-sitting gigs.
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I sound more mature
on the phone.
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I'm using the phone today, okay?
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Everybody go.
You're gonna be late.
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I'll give you guys a ride.
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Thank you.
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Teacher told me to
give this to you.
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Wait. What did you do?
Nothing.
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This is from last Friday.
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It's Wednesday! Carl!
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00:11:16,215 --> 00:11:17,749
Wait, whoa, what'd he do?
266
00:11:17,784 --> 00:11:19,418
Nothing.
Hey, bat stays here.
267
00:11:21,454 --> 00:11:23,955
Why do we keep having
this conversation?
268
00:11:23,990 --> 00:11:26,792
Because you never
take the money.
269
00:11:26,826 --> 00:11:28,694
Because I don't need it.
270
00:11:28,728 --> 00:11:30,562
Don't you have someplace to be?
271
00:11:40,540 --> 00:11:42,941
Catholics...
look at 'em all.
272
00:11:42,975 --> 00:11:45,143
They replicate like rabbits.
273
00:11:45,178 --> 00:11:48,447
But, you know, if the Pope
ever approves of condoms,
274
00:11:48,481 --> 00:11:50,082
I'd get baptized.
275
00:11:50,116 --> 00:11:53,118
A lot I like about
the Catholic Mass.
276
00:11:54,253 --> 00:11:55,754
Good to know.
277
00:11:58,291 --> 00:12:00,258
Let's get this over with.
278
00:12:10,203 --> 00:12:12,204
Who forgot what?
279
00:12:13,239 --> 00:12:15,607
Frank forgot to pay.
280
00:12:15,641 --> 00:12:17,109
Get the fuck out of my house.
281
00:12:17,143 --> 00:12:18,410
You should dead-bolt your door.
282
00:12:18,444 --> 00:12:19,711
This is
a dangerous neighborhood.
283
00:12:19,746 --> 00:12:21,113
Frank doesn't live
here anymore.
284
00:12:21,147 --> 00:12:23,348
Yeah, well, just 'cause
he don't live here anymore,
285
00:12:23,382 --> 00:12:25,617
doesn't mean you don't know
where he lives now.
286
00:12:25,651 --> 00:12:27,018
Put the bat down,
287
00:12:27,053 --> 00:12:28,453
pick up the phone,
288
00:12:28,488 --> 00:12:30,522
and tell him to get us
the six grand he owes.
289
00:12:30,556 --> 00:12:31,656
What?
290
00:12:31,691 --> 00:12:33,091
Or bring back the car.
291
00:12:33,126 --> 00:12:34,860
Or we'll come back
and use the bat on you.
292
00:12:43,302 --> 00:12:44,669
It's a buck-50 up front.
293
00:12:44,704 --> 00:12:47,472
When you get your S.A.T. results
back and see how great Lip did,
294
00:12:47,507 --> 00:12:48,840
it's another buck-50.
295
00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:50,475
And we do this today?
296
00:12:50,510 --> 00:12:53,345
No, today's session is booked.
297
00:12:53,379 --> 00:12:54,513
Three weeks.
298
00:12:54,547 --> 00:12:57,516
So I sit next to you
while you take the test?
299
00:12:57,550 --> 00:12:59,017
No.
300
00:12:59,051 --> 00:13:01,453
He's pretending to be you.
301
00:13:01,487 --> 00:13:03,155
You can't be there.
302
00:13:03,189 --> 00:13:05,791
Why would they think you're me?
303
00:13:05,825 --> 00:13:08,794
Well, I'll have a I.D.
That says that I am you.
304
00:13:08,828 --> 00:13:13,198
But what if they
ask me for my I.D.?
305
00:13:13,232 --> 00:13:15,801
I'm going to
make a fake I.D.
306
00:13:17,970 --> 00:13:19,971
But I'm tall.
307
00:13:24,076 --> 00:13:26,244
Yeah. That's-That's a chance
were just going to have to take.
308
00:13:26,279 --> 00:13:27,445
Yeah.
309
00:13:29,916 --> 00:13:31,516
Saturday night.
310
00:13:31,551 --> 00:13:33,151
What time can I pick you up?
311
00:13:33,186 --> 00:13:34,419
7:00.
312
00:13:34,453 --> 00:13:37,322
Done.
313
00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:42,594
You're dating Oompa now?
314
00:13:42,628 --> 00:13:44,462
He doesn't talk.
It's fun.
315
00:13:48,301 --> 00:13:49,334
Come in.
316
00:13:52,171 --> 00:13:54,139
I need a breakthrough, Malaya.
317
00:13:54,173 --> 00:13:56,208
Parents Night.
Oh, very important.
318
00:13:56,242 --> 00:13:58,677
My daughter Karen.
We've met.
319
00:13:58,711 --> 00:14:00,145
I'm a little geared up.
320
00:14:00,179 --> 00:14:01,947
I understand.
It's good.
321
00:14:01,981 --> 00:14:03,815
Children need to know
their parents care
322
00:14:03,850 --> 00:14:05,450
about their education.
323
00:14:05,484 --> 00:14:07,619
I tell my son,
"Finish eighth grade,
324
00:14:07,653 --> 00:14:10,121
and then we'll talk about
you working in construction."
325
00:14:10,156 --> 00:14:12,991
Not that I couldn't use
the extra paycheck now.
326
00:14:13,025 --> 00:14:15,227
Oh. Right.
327
00:14:15,261 --> 00:14:17,596
Okay.
328
00:14:33,012 --> 00:14:34,312
I'm ready.
329
00:14:34,347 --> 00:14:35,680
Jesus, Frank!
330
00:14:35,715 --> 00:14:37,349
Two assholes busted
into our house
331
00:14:37,383 --> 00:14:39,017
looking for you and some car?
332
00:14:39,051 --> 00:14:40,018
Did they follow you here?
333
00:14:40,052 --> 00:14:41,286
Where is it?
334
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:44,155
I was invited to participate
in a business venture.
335
00:14:44,190 --> 00:14:45,957
What did you do with the money?
That's just it!
336
00:14:45,992 --> 00:14:48,627
I wasn't given
any money up front!
337
00:14:48,661 --> 00:14:50,929
I was simply promised
that money would be shared
338
00:14:50,963 --> 00:14:54,266
with me once an insurance
claim was... was settled.
339
00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:56,334
Has that promise
been delivered upon?
340
00:14:56,369 --> 00:14:58,937
No. No, it has not.
341
00:14:58,971 --> 00:15:00,005
I warned you, Frank.
342
00:15:00,039 --> 00:15:01,806
You knew about this
and you didn't tell me?
343
00:15:01,841 --> 00:15:03,241
Fi, I don't have
the time to call you
344
00:15:03,276 --> 00:15:04,309
every time Frank
has a bad idea.
345
00:15:04,343 --> 00:15:05,543
I'll talk to them.
346
00:15:05,578 --> 00:15:06,745
Oh, yeah? And say what?
"Hey guys,
347
00:15:06,779 --> 00:15:08,780
sorry I forgot
to light the car on fire."
348
00:15:08,814 --> 00:15:10,949
I was not doing the igniting.
349
00:15:10,983 --> 00:15:13,518
I was just doing the "park
in a remote location."
350
00:15:13,552 --> 00:15:15,687
Unfortunately, I had
to make a pit stop,
351
00:15:15,721 --> 00:15:17,722
and when I got back,
the car was gone.
352
00:15:17,757 --> 00:15:19,557
You're gonna
take care of this. Now.
353
00:15:19,592 --> 00:15:22,394
Could go to Jersey for a while.
354
00:15:22,428 --> 00:15:23,528
Stay with your
Great Uncle George.
355
00:15:23,562 --> 00:15:24,629
No. You're staying here,
356
00:15:24,664 --> 00:15:26,131
and you're gonna
take care of this car,
357
00:15:26,165 --> 00:15:28,333
'cause you're also gonna
be here to take care of Carl.
358
00:15:28,367 --> 00:15:30,535
He needs you to show up
for him at Parents Night
359
00:15:30,569 --> 00:15:31,736
to discuss behavioral problems.
360
00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:42,681
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
361
00:15:42,715 --> 00:15:44,916
These sound like
solutions, not problems.
362
00:15:44,951 --> 00:15:46,785
The school disagrees.
363
00:15:46,819 --> 00:15:48,053
He's a boy.
364
00:15:48,087 --> 00:15:50,488
This is what boys do!
365
00:15:50,523 --> 00:15:51,690
When I was growing up,
366
00:15:51,724 --> 00:15:53,591
Joe Palazzo bit off
a kid's finger.
367
00:15:53,626 --> 00:15:55,093
Oh, that's got to be bullshit.
368
00:15:55,127 --> 00:15:56,294
Sister Irmalita
369
00:15:56,329 --> 00:15:58,863
picked up the nub
and wrapped it in Kleenex.
370
00:15:58,898 --> 00:16:01,232
She always kept her snot rag
stuffed in her sleeve.
371
00:16:01,267 --> 00:16:02,801
They're threatening
to expel him.
372
00:16:02,835 --> 00:16:04,936
Well, go talk 'em out of it.
373
00:16:04,971 --> 00:16:06,905
They want a parent.
A real parent.
374
00:16:06,939 --> 00:16:08,506
Oh, I guess you're
off the hook then, Frank.
375
00:16:10,776 --> 00:16:13,478
I have never been
threatened by teachers,
376
00:16:13,512 --> 00:16:16,114
and I am not going
to start now.
377
00:16:16,148 --> 00:16:19,584
I am fed up with these
pangender hermaphrodites
378
00:16:19,618 --> 00:16:22,520
who hate that human
beings are a species
379
00:16:22,555 --> 00:16:24,789
with two distinct genders.
380
00:16:24,824 --> 00:16:27,559
It's like they've
declared war on testicles!
381
00:16:27,593 --> 00:16:31,229
They want to remove all the
masculinity from the schools,
382
00:16:31,263 --> 00:16:33,231
fill the world
with yogurt-eaters.
383
00:16:33,265 --> 00:16:35,033
Well, do your research!
384
00:16:35,067 --> 00:16:37,335
We're all descendents
of barbarians,
385
00:16:37,370 --> 00:16:38,870
and the sooner we face it,
386
00:16:38,904 --> 00:16:42,640
the sooner we'll have a
civilization worth celebrating.
387
00:16:42,675 --> 00:16:45,944
So, hell no, I won't go,
388
00:16:45,978 --> 00:16:49,614
'cause no one scares
Frank Gallagher!
389
00:16:51,350 --> 00:16:53,351
Oh, shit.
390
00:17:03,929 --> 00:17:07,499
♪ I feel the power
of the Lord within me ♪
391
00:17:09,668 --> 00:17:13,872
♪ I feel the power
of the Lord inside ♪
392
00:17:16,542 --> 00:17:19,077
♪ And I feel a surge
as He rises up... ♪
393
00:17:33,492 --> 00:17:35,193
Can you pretend
to be Frank tonight?
394
00:17:35,227 --> 00:17:37,662
Sorry, Fi. I'm working.
395
00:17:37,696 --> 00:17:39,964
Why can't you do it?
396
00:17:39,999 --> 00:17:42,267
Say you had Carl when you
were, like, 14 or something.
397
00:17:42,301 --> 00:17:44,335
You could pass for 23.
398
00:17:44,370 --> 00:17:46,371
No?
399
00:17:46,405 --> 00:17:48,840
How 'bout Kenny?
400
00:17:48,874 --> 00:17:51,609
I'm trying to keep Carl
out of a foster home,
401
00:17:51,644 --> 00:17:53,812
not give 'em reason
to put him in one.
402
00:17:53,846 --> 00:17:56,047
Frank will show up for Carl.
403
00:17:56,082 --> 00:17:57,916
I know you think he won't,
404
00:17:57,950 --> 00:17:59,217
but, deep down, I think
405
00:17:59,251 --> 00:18:01,019
Frank is capable
of doing the right thing.
406
00:18:02,855 --> 00:18:05,557
Frank!
407
00:18:05,591 --> 00:18:07,525
Kid! Give me the board!
Give me the board!
408
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,794
Hey!
409
00:18:09,829 --> 00:18:11,329
Frank! Stop! Frank!
Hey! Gimme it back!
410
00:18:11,363 --> 00:18:13,098
Give me my skateboard back!
411
00:18:15,534 --> 00:18:17,469
God! Ah, fuck!
412
00:18:17,503 --> 00:18:18,536
My hammy!
413
00:18:19,772 --> 00:18:21,840
You losers!
414
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:28,646
I'm ready.
415
00:18:28,681 --> 00:18:30,415
You know what I'm thinking?
416
00:18:30,449 --> 00:18:31,716
Indian.
417
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:34,586
So, let's go get
418
00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:35,854
some curry.
419
00:18:35,888 --> 00:18:38,323
Excellent.
420
00:18:38,357 --> 00:18:41,059
And now, how about
421
00:18:41,093 --> 00:18:43,061
we go find some fresh chicken?
422
00:18:43,095 --> 00:18:45,663
Ooh, yes. A yummy
423
00:18:45,698 --> 00:18:47,065
tikka masala.
424
00:18:47,099 --> 00:18:48,867
You're doing great,
425
00:18:48,901 --> 00:18:50,535
Sheila.
426
00:18:50,569 --> 00:18:51,703
Thank you.
427
00:18:51,737 --> 00:18:53,338
You know, I feel terrific.
428
00:18:53,372 --> 00:18:55,907
It's really....
It's really kind of nice
429
00:18:55,941 --> 00:18:57,375
to be out and about.
430
00:18:57,409 --> 00:19:01,446
Do you see any fellow shoppers?
431
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:02,747
Oh.
432
00:19:02,781 --> 00:19:05,016
Yes.
433
00:19:05,050 --> 00:19:07,118
Hi.
434
00:19:07,153 --> 00:19:09,087
Good, Sheila.
435
00:19:09,121 --> 00:19:10,955
Good.
Oh...
436
00:19:10,990 --> 00:19:13,224
Oh, that wasn't so bad.
437
00:19:14,426 --> 00:19:15,827
Okay, now,
438
00:19:15,861 --> 00:19:17,795
this one's coming
a little bit close.
439
00:19:17,830 --> 00:19:19,097
Well...
440
00:19:19,131 --> 00:19:21,199
Sometimes when
we're out and about...
441
00:19:21,233 --> 00:19:22,367
Mm-hmm?
442
00:19:22,401 --> 00:19:23,568
...people shop for some
of the same things.
443
00:19:23,602 --> 00:19:25,403
Uh-huh?
444
00:19:25,437 --> 00:19:27,238
And they enter
our space for a moment.
445
00:19:27,273 --> 00:19:28,406
Yes. That's happening.
446
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,708
Say hello to her.
447
00:19:30,743 --> 00:19:32,477
Hello.
448
00:19:34,947 --> 00:19:35,947
Oh, oh. That wasn't so bad.
449
00:19:37,016 --> 00:19:38,583
That wasn't so bad at all.
450
00:19:38,617 --> 00:19:39,984
She seemed really nice.
451
00:19:40,019 --> 00:19:41,252
Okay.
452
00:19:41,287 --> 00:19:43,221
Oh... Oh, God. Wait.
453
00:19:43,255 --> 00:19:45,623
Time to check out
and head outside.
454
00:19:45,658 --> 00:19:48,092
No, no, no.
We just started and I...
455
00:19:48,127 --> 00:19:50,495
I still need
vanilla and raisins
456
00:19:50,529 --> 00:19:52,497
and-and peaches.
I need to get some peaches.
457
00:19:52,531 --> 00:19:54,799
No peaches in Indian food.
Yes!
458
00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:56,134
No, there's peaches.
Concentrate.
459
00:19:56,168 --> 00:19:57,602
Oh, God.
460
00:19:57,636 --> 00:19:58,870
Oh!
461
00:19:58,904 --> 00:20:00,238
No, no! No.
462
00:20:00,272 --> 00:20:01,906
I can't do it. I can't.
463
00:20:01,941 --> 00:20:04,075
Stop it! Make it stop!
464
00:20:07,112 --> 00:20:09,080
No.
465
00:20:18,457 --> 00:20:20,191
Sorry I threw you
out this morning.
466
00:20:20,226 --> 00:20:23,194
I love a woman
that knows what she wants.
467
00:20:23,229 --> 00:20:24,862
Yeah.
468
00:20:24,897 --> 00:20:26,331
I want to be
someone else today.
469
00:20:26,365 --> 00:20:27,532
How's work?
470
00:20:27,566 --> 00:20:29,267
Backbreaking.
471
00:20:31,170 --> 00:20:32,604
Can I swing by
and take you to lunch?
472
00:20:32,638 --> 00:20:35,940
I love that there's a world
where people go out to lunch.
473
00:20:37,243 --> 00:20:40,612
Next.
Carl's in trouble at school.
474
00:20:40,646 --> 00:20:42,413
Parents Night's tonight
and they want Frank
475
00:20:42,448 --> 00:20:44,082
to show up, and he
says he won't,
476
00:20:44,116 --> 00:20:45,516
so I got to go fix it
477
00:20:45,551 --> 00:20:47,318
before nobody shows up
and he gets bounced.
478
00:20:47,353 --> 00:20:49,621
Sounds fun.
479
00:20:49,655 --> 00:20:51,155
I'll text ya later?
480
00:20:51,190 --> 00:20:52,390
Make it dirty.
481
00:20:58,464 --> 00:21:00,198
So, are you guys going
482
00:21:00,232 --> 00:21:02,166
to the parent-teacher
conference tonight?
483
00:21:02,201 --> 00:21:03,234
No.
484
00:21:03,269 --> 00:21:05,136
Need a parent for that,
don't you?
485
00:21:05,170 --> 00:21:07,572
Hey, Louise got an "A"
on the paper you wrote
486
00:21:07,606 --> 00:21:09,007
for her English class.
487
00:21:09,041 --> 00:21:10,341
How do you keep doing that?
488
00:21:10,376 --> 00:21:13,811
Well, to master the art
of the book report,
489
00:21:13,846 --> 00:21:16,414
you just take any novel,
no matter when it was written,
490
00:21:16,448 --> 00:21:18,483
and you argue
that the main character
491
00:21:18,517 --> 00:21:19,984
is a latent homosexual.
492
00:21:20,019 --> 00:21:22,153
No, seriously.
493
00:21:22,187 --> 00:21:24,689
Seriously.
Now, most English teachers
494
00:21:24,723 --> 00:21:26,524
are either gay and agree,
495
00:21:26,558 --> 00:21:30,194
or they're straight, but
too scared to disagree
496
00:21:30,229 --> 00:21:31,429
and get labeled as intolerant.
497
00:21:32,464 --> 00:21:34,332
Hmm.
498
00:21:34,366 --> 00:21:36,034
1870!
All right.
499
00:21:36,068 --> 00:21:38,102
Yeah! Thanks, man.
Appreciate it.
500
00:21:38,137 --> 00:21:39,203
Perfect for the Big Ten.
Thanks.
501
00:21:39,238 --> 00:21:40,204
Happy to help, man.
502
00:21:40,239 --> 00:21:41,506
Hey, man.
You more than helped.
503
00:21:41,540 --> 00:21:43,708
Now I'll most definitely
be a beer swillin',
504
00:21:43,742 --> 00:21:45,877
roofie slippin',
fightin' Illini next year.
505
00:21:45,911 --> 00:21:47,145
All right?
All right.
506
00:21:47,179 --> 00:21:48,880
Awesome.
507
00:21:48,914 --> 00:21:50,381
What happened, Tire?
508
00:21:50,416 --> 00:21:52,016
Not satisfied with your results?
509
00:21:52,051 --> 00:21:53,551
Haven't come back yet.
510
00:21:53,585 --> 00:21:54,852
Any day now.
511
00:21:54,887 --> 00:21:57,121
I better not look stupid.
512
00:21:57,156 --> 00:21:58,289
Impossible.
513
00:21:58,324 --> 00:22:00,091
Hey, listen, there's one last
514
00:22:00,125 --> 00:22:03,294
testing session this year,
so tell your friends.
515
00:22:03,329 --> 00:22:06,030
Don't tell me what to do.
516
00:22:10,502 --> 00:22:12,970
Why do we help people we hate?
517
00:22:13,005 --> 00:22:14,972
I believe we're
just taking our cue
518
00:22:15,007 --> 00:22:16,741
from American foreign policy.
519
00:22:34,827 --> 00:22:37,462
Hello? Hello?
520
00:22:37,496 --> 00:22:40,565
It's Frank.
Frank?
521
00:22:40,599 --> 00:22:42,367
Come in, Frank.
Yeah.
522
00:22:42,401 --> 00:22:44,535
Okay, good.
I'm fine.
523
00:22:44,570 --> 00:22:45,670
Shoes. Shoes.
524
00:22:45,704 --> 00:22:47,004
Shoes? Yeah.
525
00:22:47,039 --> 00:22:48,439
The bag. The bag.
526
00:22:48,474 --> 00:22:50,842
Hon, you got to lighten up
about the shoes, okay?
527
00:22:50,876 --> 00:22:52,910
I want shoes in bags.
528
00:22:52,945 --> 00:22:55,346
I appreciate you seeing me.
529
00:22:55,381 --> 00:22:56,647
You're Carl's mother?
530
00:22:56,682 --> 00:22:58,015
Uh, no, sister.
531
00:22:58,050 --> 00:23:00,051
Legal guardian?
532
00:23:00,085 --> 00:23:01,886
Formally, no.
533
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:03,421
Mr. Monroe?
534
00:23:03,455 --> 00:23:05,089
Where's that papier-mache?
535
00:23:05,124 --> 00:23:07,191
Right here.
536
00:23:07,226 --> 00:23:09,794
The kids have been making
papier-mache sculptures
537
00:23:09,828 --> 00:23:12,497
about what they love
about themselves.
538
00:23:12,531 --> 00:23:16,868
This is Carl's.
539
00:23:16,902 --> 00:23:18,302
What is that?
540
00:23:18,337 --> 00:23:21,773
That is a papier-mache
pile of shit.
541
00:23:21,807 --> 00:23:26,377
Wait. He has a very
developed sense of humor.
542
00:23:26,412 --> 00:23:28,446
We're not laughing.
543
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:31,382
Carl's future is speaking
to us through art.
544
00:23:31,417 --> 00:23:33,384
A dark future
545
00:23:33,419 --> 00:23:35,453
filled with what,
even to the untrained eye,
546
00:23:35,487 --> 00:23:37,054
is a budding psychosis.
I...
547
00:23:37,089 --> 00:23:38,556
We need to speak
548
00:23:38,590 --> 00:23:40,625
to his father or his mother.
549
00:23:40,659 --> 00:23:43,461
Well, they're-they're
out of town.
550
00:23:43,495 --> 00:23:45,563
It's important...
551
00:23:45,597 --> 00:23:47,532
I need a parent!
Not a sister.
552
00:23:47,566 --> 00:23:50,768
I've had what seems to be 15
of you goddamn Gallaghers
553
00:23:50,803 --> 00:23:53,104
here at this school, and I
have never once met a parent!
554
00:23:53,138 --> 00:23:56,707
Not once! Who in the hell
is raising this degenerate?
555
00:23:56,742 --> 00:23:58,810
Come back tonight with a parent
556
00:23:58,844 --> 00:24:00,778
or a call will be placed
557
00:24:00,813 --> 00:24:03,414
to a place
you don't want me to call.
558
00:24:07,286 --> 00:24:11,122
Please? I just want someone
to be there for her.
559
00:24:11,156 --> 00:24:14,425
To bear witness to
her achievements.
560
00:24:14,460 --> 00:24:16,394
If it was about Karen,
I would do it.
561
00:24:16,428 --> 00:24:18,095
But these nights
are not about the kids.
562
00:24:18,130 --> 00:24:20,598
They're about the teachers
giving themselves a platform
563
00:24:20,632 --> 00:24:21,866
for you to worship them,
564
00:24:21,900 --> 00:24:24,235
asking you to applaud
with gratitude
565
00:24:24,269 --> 00:24:25,236
for all the worthless crap
566
00:24:25,270 --> 00:24:26,437
they've been
teaching your kids,
567
00:24:26,472 --> 00:24:27,705
while, in reality,
568
00:24:27,739 --> 00:24:29,874
they're asking you
to validate them
569
00:24:29,908 --> 00:24:31,075
for the choice they made
570
00:24:31,109 --> 00:24:33,010
to waste their lives
as educators.
571
00:24:35,681 --> 00:24:37,014
Who-Who's that?
572
00:24:37,049 --> 00:24:40,184
I'm expecting some granola
from Oregon.
573
00:24:40,219 --> 00:24:42,920
From... Gran...
From Oregon?
574
00:24:42,955 --> 00:24:45,056
People wonder why oil
prices are so high.
575
00:24:45,090 --> 00:24:48,226
Shipping oats and
sugar all the way...
576
00:24:52,097 --> 00:24:54,198
Oh. Can I help you?
577
00:24:54,233 --> 00:24:56,634
Uh... looking for Frank.
578
00:24:56,668 --> 00:24:58,135
Oh.
579
00:24:58,170 --> 00:25:00,605
It's, uh, it's Tommy and
Joey from down at the bar.
580
00:25:00,639 --> 00:25:02,673
Oh.
We, we got a darts tournament...
581
00:25:02,708 --> 00:25:04,876
Oh.
...raising money for paralyzed kids,
582
00:25:04,910 --> 00:25:06,978
and, uh, we need Frank.
583
00:25:07,012 --> 00:25:09,714
We can't win and help the kids
without our star player.
584
00:25:09,748 --> 00:25:13,584
Well, he's kind of
585
00:25:13,619 --> 00:25:15,653
in an uncooperative mood today,
586
00:25:15,687 --> 00:25:18,089
but I'll see if
the paralyzed kids
587
00:25:18,123 --> 00:25:20,458
can get him out.
588
00:25:22,861 --> 00:25:24,862
Let's see.
589
00:25:28,834 --> 00:25:30,801
You, uh, you play?
590
00:25:30,836 --> 00:25:32,169
We need women, too.
591
00:25:32,204 --> 00:25:33,771
No, I am not a darts person.
592
00:25:34,806 --> 00:25:36,274
Would you mind,
593
00:25:36,308 --> 00:25:38,843
um, taking your shoes off?
594
00:25:38,877 --> 00:25:42,313
My, uh, my mother,
God rest her soul,
595
00:25:42,347 --> 00:25:43,548
would be upset if I didn't.
596
00:25:43,582 --> 00:25:45,416
Mm-hmm.
Lovely house.
597
00:25:45,450 --> 00:25:47,084
Oh, thank you.
598
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:48,486
So, uh,
599
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,154
where's Frank?
600
00:25:50,188 --> 00:25:51,989
Um, Frank?
601
00:25:52,024 --> 00:25:53,791
Frank?
602
00:25:53,825 --> 00:25:55,192
Frank?
603
00:25:55,227 --> 00:25:56,627
Frank!
604
00:25:58,797 --> 00:26:00,798
Geez.
605
00:26:39,805 --> 00:26:42,406
Oh, heads up, man.
606
00:26:42,441 --> 00:26:44,141
You're out of barbecue Pringles.
607
00:26:50,082 --> 00:26:52,617
Hey, did Mickey pay for that?
608
00:26:55,387 --> 00:26:57,355
You have to stand up
to him, Kash.
609
00:26:57,389 --> 00:26:58,990
What the hell was
I supposed to say?
610
00:26:59,024 --> 00:27:01,292
How about "Cut out the shit
or I'll call the cops?"
611
00:27:01,326 --> 00:27:03,894
I tried that once
with his father.
612
00:27:06,632 --> 00:27:08,733
What do I owe you now?!
613
00:27:10,435 --> 00:27:13,070
Mickey's father is
in prison now, all right?
614
00:27:13,105 --> 00:27:14,905
I don't need any new enemies.
615
00:27:14,940 --> 00:27:16,741
What, so you're just going to
let him keep coming in here,
616
00:27:16,775 --> 00:27:17,775
and take what he wants?
617
00:27:17,809 --> 00:27:20,444
It's the cost of
doing business.
618
00:27:31,223 --> 00:27:33,190
I forgot the dip.
619
00:27:35,794 --> 00:27:37,795
Jesus, Kash.
620
00:27:39,665 --> 00:27:41,098
Hey, Mickey,
621
00:27:41,133 --> 00:27:42,333
why don't you steal
from a neighborhood
622
00:27:42,367 --> 00:27:43,334
you don't live in?
623
00:27:43,368 --> 00:27:45,269
Have some civic pride, huh?
624
00:27:46,905 --> 00:27:47,872
Hey, hey...
625
00:27:47,906 --> 00:27:50,474
Jesus! Fuck.
626
00:27:50,509 --> 00:27:53,010
You know where I live
if you have a problem.
627
00:27:55,547 --> 00:27:59,750
Here, go to the store and
replace the stuff he stole.
628
00:28:01,386 --> 00:28:03,354
We're cowards.
629
00:28:03,388 --> 00:28:05,356
We're smart men
in a stupid world.
630
00:28:05,390 --> 00:28:08,025
Hurry before Linda gets back
and sees what's missing.
631
00:28:29,014 --> 00:28:30,648
Bathroom break?
632
00:28:30,682 --> 00:28:32,883
You'll need to be escorted.
633
00:28:32,918 --> 00:28:34,719
Oh, no, thanks, I'm all done.
634
00:28:42,561 --> 00:28:45,062
Thanks for
turning us back on.
635
00:28:45,097 --> 00:28:47,098
Sure.
636
00:28:49,067 --> 00:28:51,035
How'd the meeting at school go?
637
00:28:51,069 --> 00:28:52,236
Badly.
638
00:28:52,270 --> 00:28:53,370
They're gonna sic
social services on us
639
00:28:53,405 --> 00:28:54,905
if Frank doesn't show,
640
00:28:54,940 --> 00:28:57,274
since he's never once in his
life shown up at a school event
641
00:28:57,309 --> 00:28:59,443
for any one of us, I'm trying
to figure something else out.
642
00:28:59,478 --> 00:29:01,011
Why don't I come tonight
and pretend to be him?
643
00:29:01,046 --> 00:29:03,514
I'll say, you know, I'll
say whatever people say,
644
00:29:03,548 --> 00:29:06,150
like, you know, I'm
traveling a lot,
645
00:29:06,184 --> 00:29:07,585
and Carl's probably
just acting out
646
00:29:07,619 --> 00:29:08,586
'cause he misses me.
647
00:29:08,620 --> 00:29:10,521
You're way too young.
648
00:29:10,555 --> 00:29:12,523
I thought you were gonna
say "too handsome."
649
00:29:12,557 --> 00:29:15,025
There's other people I can try.
650
00:29:15,060 --> 00:29:16,026
Yeah, who?
651
00:29:16,061 --> 00:29:17,928
People.
652
00:29:17,963 --> 00:29:19,497
Okay?
I-I'll see you later.
653
00:29:19,531 --> 00:29:21,565
I can't keep burning up
the minutes on my phone.
654
00:29:24,536 --> 00:29:27,371
Hector, you busy tonight?
655
00:29:34,579 --> 00:29:36,747
Hey, Morgan, it's Lip.
656
00:29:36,782 --> 00:29:38,082
Uh, test went well.
657
00:29:38,116 --> 00:29:39,617
No problem with the I.D....
658
00:29:39,651 --> 00:29:42,620
one of the benefits
of your androgynous name.
659
00:29:42,654 --> 00:29:46,857
I'm thinking I scored you,
like, a 2,200.
660
00:29:46,892 --> 00:29:49,927
So send me that postcard
from Stanford, all right?
661
00:29:49,961 --> 00:29:52,196
Later.
662
00:29:52,230 --> 00:29:53,531
Morgan.
663
00:29:53,565 --> 00:29:55,366
Morgan!
664
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,434
Or is it Greg Powers
665
00:29:57,469 --> 00:30:00,704
or Pete O'Brien
or Jammal Jackson?
666
00:30:00,739 --> 00:30:03,374
You taking tests
for girls now, Morgan?
667
00:30:04,810 --> 00:30:07,478
Yeah, welcome
to your shit show.
668
00:30:07,512 --> 00:30:08,646
I'm an investigator
669
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,881
for the Educational
Evaluation Service.
670
00:30:10,916 --> 00:30:12,116
We're the people
who administer the...
671
00:30:12,150 --> 00:30:13,484
Yeah, I know.
Oh, you do?
672
00:30:13,518 --> 00:30:16,220
So why don't you tell me
how you cheat?
673
00:30:16,254 --> 00:30:17,555
I don't cheat.
674
00:30:17,589 --> 00:30:18,789
Oh... right.
675
00:30:18,824 --> 00:30:19,790
I don't.
676
00:30:19,825 --> 00:30:21,325
Uh-huh, let's see,
you got a 2,360,
677
00:30:21,359 --> 00:30:26,297
2,290, 2,400, and all
from this crappy high school?
678
00:30:26,331 --> 00:30:27,965
Yeah, I know my shit.
679
00:30:27,999 --> 00:30:29,967
And I got a brand-new test
we just finished creating,
680
00:30:30,001 --> 00:30:32,636
so why don't we go see
if you know your shit
681
00:30:32,671 --> 00:30:34,939
or you're just full of it?
682
00:30:41,213 --> 00:30:43,180
Karen.
683
00:30:43,215 --> 00:30:45,649
Here.
684
00:30:45,684 --> 00:30:49,286
Daddy Frank, what
are you doing?
685
00:30:49,321 --> 00:30:51,755
Freezing my gonads
off, that's what.
686
00:30:51,790 --> 00:30:54,758
You see that pickup with the
two scary-looking dudes in it?
687
00:30:56,228 --> 00:30:58,128
Yes.
Divert their attention
688
00:30:58,163 --> 00:31:01,098
so I can slip back
into the house.
689
00:31:01,132 --> 00:31:02,533
Daddy Frank,
690
00:31:02,567 --> 00:31:06,704
I really, really want you to
come to Parents Night tonight.
691
00:31:06,738 --> 00:31:08,639
Nobody's ever there to see
how great I'm doing,
692
00:31:08,673 --> 00:31:10,641
and I'm really,
really doing great.
693
00:31:12,677 --> 00:31:15,145
Distract them and we'll talk.
694
00:31:15,180 --> 00:31:18,115
Promise me you'll come to school
for me tonight and I'll do it.
695
00:31:18,149 --> 00:31:20,451
All right, all right!
Jesus!
696
00:31:20,485 --> 00:31:22,686
Everything's gotta be
quid pro fucking quo.
697
00:31:22,721 --> 00:31:25,689
Go, distract, distract.
698
00:31:35,267 --> 00:31:38,769
So, what have you allowed
to be stolen today?
699
00:31:38,803 --> 00:31:40,204
Can we try some optimism?
700
00:31:40,238 --> 00:31:41,205
Optimism
701
00:31:41,239 --> 00:31:43,073
is for children and presidents,
702
00:31:43,108 --> 00:31:47,778
not for mini-mart owners
in a land of 30 million jobless.
703
00:31:47,812 --> 00:31:50,714
Where the hell were you?
704
00:31:50,749 --> 00:31:52,850
Uh...
Why are you looking at him?
705
00:31:52,884 --> 00:31:54,285
Where are you going
with all that stuff?
706
00:31:54,319 --> 00:31:56,387
Nowhere, I...
707
00:31:57,422 --> 00:31:59,390
Who?
708
00:31:59,424 --> 00:32:01,358
Is it the Milkovich kid again?
709
00:32:12,404 --> 00:32:14,038
That's it.
710
00:32:14,072 --> 00:32:15,272
We're closed.
711
00:32:19,911 --> 00:32:21,912
Follow me.
712
00:32:28,219 --> 00:32:31,088
I cannot thank you
enough for representing
713
00:32:31,122 --> 00:32:33,157
our family tonight
at Parents Night.
714
00:32:33,191 --> 00:32:35,059
Karen is going to be so happy.
715
00:32:36,227 --> 00:32:38,295
And make sure you ask
lots of questions
716
00:32:38,330 --> 00:32:39,797
and then report back to me.
717
00:32:39,831 --> 00:32:41,765
I need details,
lots of details.
718
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,134
Okay?
Details, details, yeah, yeah, lots
719
00:32:44,169 --> 00:32:45,970
of details.
720
00:32:46,004 --> 00:32:47,972
I'd stay down here
and entertain you
721
00:32:48,006 --> 00:32:50,174
with my lips.
722
00:32:51,209 --> 00:32:53,978
But it's getting kind of late.
723
00:32:54,012 --> 00:32:57,247
No, those, those things
never start on time.
724
00:32:57,282 --> 00:32:59,550
You sure?
Yeah, pretty sure.
725
00:32:59,584 --> 00:33:02,086
They never...
We've got time.
726
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,253
Positive?
727
00:33:03,288 --> 00:33:04,588
We've got time, we've got time.
Okay.
728
00:33:06,624 --> 00:33:08,625
Come here.
729
00:33:11,363 --> 00:33:14,331
Well, you missed one.
730
00:33:14,366 --> 00:33:16,166
No, I didn't.
731
00:33:20,038 --> 00:33:22,940
The wording is ambiguous.
732
00:33:22,974 --> 00:33:25,542
You're gonna get mail on that.
733
00:33:30,582 --> 00:33:32,549
Huh.
734
00:33:32,584 --> 00:33:34,518
I'll take it up with the board.
735
00:33:38,723 --> 00:33:40,691
Hm.
736
00:33:40,725 --> 00:33:43,927
2,400.
737
00:33:43,962 --> 00:33:45,362
You know how rare that is, hmm?
738
00:33:45,397 --> 00:33:46,930
Out of a million
and a half kids
739
00:33:46,965 --> 00:33:47,931
who take the test every year,
740
00:33:47,966 --> 00:33:50,267
only 300 get a perfect score.
741
00:33:52,837 --> 00:33:54,805
How'd you catch me?
742
00:33:54,839 --> 00:33:56,774
Huh, well, as smart as you are,
743
00:33:56,808 --> 00:33:58,842
we got people working
for us who are even smarter.
744
00:34:04,749 --> 00:34:06,717
So what now?
745
00:34:06,751 --> 00:34:10,187
Well, punishment or
redemption... your choice.
746
00:34:10,221 --> 00:34:12,489
What's the punishment?
747
00:34:12,524 --> 00:34:13,724
You mean, you entered into this
748
00:34:13,758 --> 00:34:15,025
without researching
the consequences
749
00:34:15,060 --> 00:34:16,393
of getting caught?
750
00:34:16,428 --> 00:34:18,429
What, jail?
751
00:34:18,463 --> 00:34:20,564
No, we're not
usually in the business
752
00:34:20,598 --> 00:34:21,965
of sending kids to jail.
753
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,936
Our only mandate is to send
universities valid scores,
754
00:34:25,970 --> 00:34:28,572
and we invalidate the ones
that aren't legitimate.
755
00:34:28,606 --> 00:34:31,508
I'm at the
University of Chicago.
756
00:34:31,543 --> 00:34:34,011
Come to my office.
757
00:34:36,848 --> 00:34:39,616
And don't you ever, ever
758
00:34:39,651 --> 00:34:42,119
take a test for
someone else again
759
00:34:42,153 --> 00:34:45,622
or I will find you and I
will beat you senseless.
760
00:34:45,657 --> 00:34:47,758
Hmm?
761
00:35:06,945 --> 00:35:08,912
Where'd you learn
how to do that?
762
00:35:08,947 --> 00:35:11,748
I lived a lot of years
before I met you.
763
00:35:11,783 --> 00:35:12,950
Come on.
764
00:35:19,858 --> 00:35:22,092
Now hold it like you want
to do something with it.
765
00:35:29,934 --> 00:35:32,569
Hand it here.
What?
766
00:35:36,207 --> 00:35:38,842
Left shoulder.
767
00:35:38,877 --> 00:35:40,177
Right shoulder.
768
00:35:40,211 --> 00:35:41,245
Left leg.
769
00:35:41,279 --> 00:35:42,446
Right leg.
770
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:43,780
Stomach.
771
00:35:43,815 --> 00:35:45,315
Neck... Face.
772
00:35:45,984 --> 00:35:47,317
Heart.
773
00:35:51,389 --> 00:35:53,891
ROTC.
774
00:36:00,532 --> 00:36:02,966
Hey, sorry I'm late.
775
00:36:03,001 --> 00:36:04,201
It's okay;
I brought you a shirt.
776
00:36:04,235 --> 00:36:05,469
Okay.
Okay, now, listen up.
777
00:36:05,503 --> 00:36:07,337
We are going to stand united
and show them
778
00:36:07,372 --> 00:36:08,772
that we are a family
that is thriving.
779
00:36:08,806 --> 00:36:09,773
You got it?
Yep.
780
00:36:09,807 --> 00:36:10,774
Let's go.
All right.
781
00:36:10,808 --> 00:36:12,209
Come on.
782
00:36:12,243 --> 00:36:13,610
Come on.
783
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:17,681
This is it?
784
00:36:17,715 --> 00:36:19,950
This is his brother.
785
00:36:19,984 --> 00:36:21,151
Uh, Phillip.
786
00:36:21,186 --> 00:36:22,719
Very good to see you
again, sir.
787
00:36:22,754 --> 00:36:26,290
Uh, Phillip is 17, I'm 21, uh,
788
00:36:26,324 --> 00:36:28,759
and while we may not be the
legal guardians of our brother,
789
00:36:28,793 --> 00:36:29,826
we do supply him...
790
00:36:29,861 --> 00:36:33,063
I told you I wanted
to see a parent.
791
00:36:33,097 --> 00:36:35,732
We just opened the letter today.
792
00:36:35,767 --> 00:36:38,368
I gave Carl
the letter last week.
793
00:36:38,403 --> 00:36:39,803
So you're relying
794
00:36:39,837 --> 00:36:42,406
on a nine-year-old to deliver
important correspondence?
795
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:45,209
You don't seem
to have a home phone.
796
00:36:45,243 --> 00:36:47,544
Carl is taken care of
at home by loving siblings.
797
00:36:47,579 --> 00:36:50,747
This is not up for negotiation.
798
00:36:50,782 --> 00:36:53,483
Your brother is on the verge
of being expelled,
799
00:36:53,518 --> 00:36:57,154
and unfortunately, there are
steps the state requires
800
00:36:57,188 --> 00:37:00,557
to be taken
before he can be bounced,
801
00:37:00,592 --> 00:37:04,194
and a meeting with his
legal guardian is the next step.
802
00:37:04,229 --> 00:37:05,729
Please, you can't do this.
803
00:37:05,763 --> 00:37:07,331
I mean, he loves school.
804
00:37:07,365 --> 00:37:10,801
More potential victims here, I suppose.
805
00:37:10,835 --> 00:37:13,337
No, all his friends are here.
806
00:37:13,371 --> 00:37:15,005
Can you stop it?
I'm serious.
807
00:37:15,039 --> 00:37:16,707
He needs more
structure, we know.
808
00:37:20,745 --> 00:37:23,780
What Carl needs is medication,
809
00:37:23,815 --> 00:37:28,619
a near-death experience,
or a lobotomy.
810
00:37:30,822 --> 00:37:32,522
You should be very proud
of your daughter.
811
00:37:32,557 --> 00:37:35,726
She's prompt, poised, cheerful.
812
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,362
Vivid imagination,
expansive vocabulary.
813
00:37:38,396 --> 00:37:40,697
Karen has greatness
in her future.
814
00:37:40,732 --> 00:37:42,699
She gets it from me.
815
00:37:42,734 --> 00:37:44,334
It's all the time
816
00:37:44,369 --> 00:37:46,803
I spent with her
when she was a youngster.
817
00:37:46,838 --> 00:37:48,639
Flash cards and the like.
818
00:37:48,673 --> 00:37:52,476
Pounding, pounding, pounding
relentlessly.
819
00:37:52,510 --> 00:37:56,380
Never underestimate the power
of flash cards.
820
00:37:56,414 --> 00:37:58,582
I'm sorry.
821
00:37:58,616 --> 00:38:00,984
I'm placing a call
to social services.
822
00:38:01,019 --> 00:38:04,288
A home without a legal guardian
823
00:38:04,322 --> 00:38:07,157
is a home we cannot condone.
824
00:38:08,926 --> 00:38:10,827
Hello all.
825
00:38:10,862 --> 00:38:12,863
Uh, sorry I was late.
826
00:38:12,897 --> 00:38:14,398
I got held up at the office.
827
00:38:14,432 --> 00:38:18,368
So, now that Fiona
and I are engaged, I've filed
828
00:38:18,403 --> 00:38:19,936
the paperwork so
that we can become
829
00:38:19,971 --> 00:38:21,271
the legal guardians
of the children.
830
00:38:21,306 --> 00:38:26,843
Do you realize Carl's
report card has seven U's?
831
00:38:26,878 --> 00:38:29,079
Uh, U's?
832
00:38:29,113 --> 00:38:31,348
As in unsatisfactory.
833
00:38:31,382 --> 00:38:35,519
But don't think of U
as in unsatisfactory.
834
00:38:35,553 --> 00:38:38,822
Think of U as in F.
835
00:38:38,856 --> 00:38:41,024
As in failed?
836
00:38:41,059 --> 00:38:42,526
As in fucked.
837
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,996
I am not a religious man,
838
00:38:46,030 --> 00:38:48,665
but every now and then,
a child comes along
839
00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:52,436
who makes me believe
in the existence of Satan.
840
00:38:52,470 --> 00:38:54,304
Now, something drastic
841
00:38:54,339 --> 00:38:57,641
must be done, or he's going
to slip down through the cracks,
842
00:38:57,675 --> 00:39:00,510
right up into a clock tower
with a sniper rifle.
843
00:39:00,545 --> 00:39:03,780
Given our
resources, he is
844
00:39:03,815 --> 00:39:05,148
beyond our ability to help.
845
00:39:05,183 --> 00:39:07,050
It's just a phase.
846
00:39:07,085 --> 00:39:09,052
And... now that
we're aware of it...
847
00:39:09,087 --> 00:39:10,554
Too late!
848
00:39:10,588 --> 00:39:13,523
This Norman Rockwell display
might warm the cockles
849
00:39:13,558 --> 00:39:16,159
of some other fool who
believes no fucking child...
850
00:39:16,194 --> 00:39:18,161
not even the
budding psychotics...
851
00:39:18,196 --> 00:39:20,964
should be left behind...
but the fact is,
852
00:39:20,998 --> 00:39:23,200
the sooner
Carl is put in prison,
853
00:39:23,234 --> 00:39:25,335
the safer
this world is gonna be.
854
00:39:25,370 --> 00:39:28,338
More of a Mickey Hart fan
when it comes to paintings?
855
00:39:28,373 --> 00:39:29,840
What? What's that?
856
00:39:29,874 --> 00:39:32,743
More of a Mickey Hart fan
than a Norman Rockwell fan.
857
00:39:35,380 --> 00:39:38,482
Mickey Hart's an
all right painter
858
00:39:38,516 --> 00:39:39,916
for a drummer.
859
00:39:39,951 --> 00:39:43,487
Could you all excuse us
for a second?
860
00:39:43,521 --> 00:39:44,721
For what?
861
00:39:44,756 --> 00:39:46,490
If we could just take a walk
862
00:39:46,524 --> 00:39:47,657
and talk in private?
863
00:39:47,692 --> 00:39:49,326
Get a breath of fresh air?
864
00:40:00,171 --> 00:40:02,873
Evening, Frank.
865
00:40:10,748 --> 00:40:12,015
Hey... ooh!
866
00:40:13,451 --> 00:40:16,353
All you had to do is drive
the car and park it.
867
00:40:16,387 --> 00:40:18,221
It was an extraordinary
circumstance.
868
00:40:18,256 --> 00:40:20,891
It was the night the Bears
were playing Green Bay.
869
00:40:20,925 --> 00:40:22,192
There was an after...
870
00:40:23,828 --> 00:40:25,061
I'd be kicking you
871
00:40:25,096 --> 00:40:27,264
had I not pulled a
hamstring chasing after you.
872
00:40:27,298 --> 00:40:29,132
You're a fast little bastard.
873
00:40:29,167 --> 00:40:31,067
Second team all-state
in the mile.
874
00:40:33,738 --> 00:40:35,605
Daddy Frank?
875
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:36,673
Hey.
876
00:40:41,479 --> 00:40:42,846
Sell a kidney,
prostitute your 12-year-old,
877
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,382
I don't care how
you get the money, but I want
878
00:40:45,416 --> 00:40:46,850
six grand in cash by Saturday,
879
00:40:46,884 --> 00:40:49,052
or this ear will be hanging
around my neck.
880
00:40:59,997 --> 00:41:03,366
No one around here really knows
881
00:41:03,401 --> 00:41:06,102
those terrapins are a
Grateful Dead thing.
882
00:41:07,305 --> 00:41:09,406
The kids call 'em
Mr. G's turtles.
883
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:11,908
Shit, man, they don't even know
884
00:41:11,943 --> 00:41:14,845
who the Grateful Dead are.
885
00:41:14,879 --> 00:41:16,847
Ah, man.
886
00:41:16,881 --> 00:41:20,183
The summer of 1979.
887
00:41:20,218 --> 00:41:22,886
The best summer of my life.
888
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,422
Followed the Dead
around the Midwest.
889
00:41:25,456 --> 00:41:28,058
Supported myself
selling grilled cheese
890
00:41:28,092 --> 00:41:30,460
in the parking lot.
891
00:41:30,495 --> 00:41:32,128
Yeah, they made great music.
892
00:41:32,163 --> 00:41:35,265
Their music blows.
893
00:41:35,299 --> 00:41:37,267
But their female fans...
894
00:41:39,303 --> 00:41:41,905
...were a bunch
of patchouli-soaked sluts
895
00:41:41,939 --> 00:41:44,407
who all wanted
to ball their first black guy.
896
00:41:48,179 --> 00:41:50,814
I never embraced tokenism
with more gusto.
897
00:41:56,354 --> 00:41:58,788
Those terrapins
898
00:41:58,823 --> 00:42:00,924
were a parting gift
899
00:42:00,958 --> 00:42:02,926
from this Skidmore chick...
900
00:42:05,429 --> 00:42:07,664
...who sucked me off
901
00:42:07,698 --> 00:42:11,067
like I had diamonds buried
in the bottom of my ball sack.
902
00:42:11,102 --> 00:42:13,103
Whoo!
903
00:42:14,939 --> 00:42:19,376
Man... this is
some good shit.
904
00:42:19,410 --> 00:42:21,912
You know, we're gonna
turn Carl around.
905
00:42:21,946 --> 00:42:25,081
Thanks for the joint...
906
00:42:25,116 --> 00:42:27,384
but I'm not gonna lose
my pension
907
00:42:27,418 --> 00:42:30,754
over some little whack job
going postal on my watch.
908
00:42:30,788 --> 00:42:32,122
Though I do not distribute
909
00:42:32,156 --> 00:42:34,558
high-quality medicine
such as this,
910
00:42:34,592 --> 00:42:37,727
I could hook you up
with some discreet people
911
00:42:37,762 --> 00:42:40,363
who'd give you
a favorable price.
912
00:42:40,398 --> 00:42:42,899
We talking a teacher discount?
913
00:42:46,337 --> 00:42:47,737
My man.
914
00:42:49,874 --> 00:42:52,509
What the hell did you do?
915
00:42:52,543 --> 00:42:54,110
Saw an opening, made my move.
916
00:42:54,145 --> 00:42:56,212
Got lucky.
917
00:42:57,715 --> 00:42:59,049
Daddy!
918
00:42:59,083 --> 00:43:00,584
If I hadn't had such a...
919
00:43:00,618 --> 00:43:02,385
Debbie, we got to go.
920
00:43:02,420 --> 00:43:04,287
I want to say hi
to Daddy. Daddy!
921
00:43:04,322 --> 00:43:05,655
Hi!
922
00:43:05,690 --> 00:43:07,190
Hello, pumpkin!
923
00:43:07,224 --> 00:43:08,558
Karen, what's going on?
924
00:43:08,593 --> 00:43:10,927
Well, you said you never come
to these, so, I thought that
925
00:43:10,962 --> 00:43:13,430
you weren't gonna come,
and so, I asked Frank
926
00:43:13,464 --> 00:43:15,131
to stand in
for my worthless father.
927
00:43:15,166 --> 00:43:16,600
Did they expel Carl?
928
00:43:20,404 --> 00:43:21,738
What I tell you?
929
00:43:21,772 --> 00:43:24,908
Drama and threats
all for naught.
930
00:43:30,281 --> 00:43:32,148
Come on, guys.
931
00:43:32,183 --> 00:43:33,450
Let's go.
932
00:43:36,954 --> 00:43:38,421
Bye, Daddy.
933
00:43:38,456 --> 00:43:40,924
Yeah. See you.
934
00:43:49,333 --> 00:43:50,767
Carl, we're serious.
935
00:43:50,801 --> 00:43:52,669
The stakes are really,
really high.
936
00:43:52,703 --> 00:43:55,538
We love you, and we need you
in this family.
937
00:43:55,573 --> 00:43:57,474
In this house.
938
00:43:57,508 --> 00:43:59,209
You need to stop biting
939
00:43:59,243 --> 00:44:01,211
and punching
and hurting people.
940
00:44:01,245 --> 00:44:04,648
Well, how else
do I make them cry?
941
00:44:04,682 --> 00:44:05,715
Gossip and slander.
942
00:44:05,750 --> 00:44:07,751
You know,
when I get really angry,
943
00:44:07,785 --> 00:44:09,252
I usually just count to ten.
944
00:44:09,286 --> 00:44:11,488
Hey, little man,
tell you what we're gonna do.
945
00:44:11,522 --> 00:44:13,757
We're gonna get you some
pads and some skates.
946
00:44:13,791 --> 00:44:15,091
Get you out on the ice.
947
00:44:15,126 --> 00:44:17,293
You can take your frustrations
out with a hockey stick.
948
00:44:17,328 --> 00:44:18,995
Yeah. You can come
to karate with me.
949
00:44:19,030 --> 00:44:20,163
Remember when I broke
950
00:44:20,197 --> 00:44:21,965
Kyle Boozlee's leg?
It took three pins
951
00:44:21,999 --> 00:44:23,500
to put it back together, huh?
952
00:44:23,534 --> 00:44:25,869
You can't beat karate
when it comes to regulated,
953
00:44:25,903 --> 00:44:27,203
sanctioned violence
for children.
954
00:44:32,643 --> 00:44:37,280
Will you tell me one more time
what the teacher said, Frank?
955
00:44:37,314 --> 00:44:39,816
How many more times?
956
00:44:39,850 --> 00:44:41,818
Mm...
957
00:44:41,852 --> 00:44:44,521
Just one more time.
958
00:44:44,555 --> 00:44:46,089
Just one more time.
959
00:44:46,123 --> 00:44:48,525
I... I would've known
if I'd been there,
960
00:44:48,559 --> 00:44:49,726
but-but just one more.
961
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:51,127
They said
962
00:44:51,162 --> 00:44:55,965
she was developing into an
incredibly poised young woman.
963
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,134
Poised?
964
00:44:58,169 --> 00:45:00,003
Mm-hmm.
965
00:45:00,037 --> 00:45:01,838
Oh.
966
00:45:01,872 --> 00:45:03,873
She is.
967
00:45:06,444 --> 00:45:08,978
She is quite the young lady.
968
00:45:17,121 --> 00:45:19,122
Frank, how...
969
00:45:20,758 --> 00:45:23,059
how am I gonna help her
970
00:45:23,094 --> 00:45:25,295
be the woman she's
supposed to be
971
00:45:25,329 --> 00:45:27,664
if I'm locked up in this house?
972
00:45:29,700 --> 00:45:32,001
I can't even get
through the doors
973
00:45:32,036 --> 00:45:34,504
of a pretend supermarket.
974
00:45:36,107 --> 00:45:38,208
How am I gonna show her the...
975
00:45:38,242 --> 00:45:40,243
Grand Canyon?
976
00:45:43,114 --> 00:45:45,081
Life is going on
977
00:45:45,116 --> 00:45:48,184
all around me, and
I'm missing out.
978
00:45:50,221 --> 00:45:53,089
Why am I so pathetic?
979
00:45:53,124 --> 00:45:55,191
Hey.
980
00:45:55,226 --> 00:45:59,362
You are going to get through
those doors any day now,
981
00:45:59,396 --> 00:46:01,631
and never look back.
982
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:03,967
Oh!
983
00:46:06,103 --> 00:46:07,871
Frank.
984
00:46:09,406 --> 00:46:11,641
Frank.
985
00:46:12,977 --> 00:46:16,980
Thank you for being my light.
986
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:24,821
My Frank.
987
00:46:24,855 --> 00:46:26,523
My light.
988
00:46:29,994 --> 00:46:32,495
Hey.
989
00:46:32,530 --> 00:46:36,499
Um... listen, Morgan,
it's-it's Lip.
990
00:46:36,534 --> 00:46:40,170
Uh... we got to talk.
991
00:46:40,204 --> 00:46:42,172
I-I got some bad news
992
00:46:42,206 --> 00:46:46,142
regarding your S.A.T. scores.
993
00:46:46,177 --> 00:46:49,813
They're invalidating your score.
994
00:46:49,847 --> 00:46:52,315
Um...
995
00:46:52,349 --> 00:46:54,417
I'll go into more detail
996
00:46:54,451 --> 00:46:56,519
when I speak with you.
997
00:46:56,554 --> 00:46:58,521
Sorry to leave this
on your phone.
998
00:47:01,692 --> 00:47:03,993
All right. Um... okay.
999
00:47:04,028 --> 00:47:05,628
Hit me back.
1000
00:47:13,437 --> 00:47:15,939
Yeah, I didn't need your help.
1001
00:47:15,973 --> 00:47:19,576
No, it looked like you did.
1002
00:47:19,610 --> 00:47:22,178
You're upset that
I actually did help.
1003
00:47:22,213 --> 00:47:24,681
You're afraid that
if I keep on showing up
1004
00:47:24,715 --> 00:47:26,649
and actually helping,
that you'll like it.
1005
00:47:26,684 --> 00:47:27,951
And liking it will lead
1006
00:47:27,985 --> 00:47:30,453
to relying on it,
and by relying on it,
1007
00:47:30,487 --> 00:47:33,056
you'll be less of the you
you've made yourself into...
1008
00:47:33,090 --> 00:47:36,993
a kick-ass you that you
like and I like, too.
1009
00:47:37,027 --> 00:47:38,928
But you're afraid that
if you learn to rely on me,
1010
00:47:38,963 --> 00:47:41,231
then one day, when you really
need me to show up, I won't.
1011
00:47:41,265 --> 00:47:42,932
And then you'll be
angry at yourself
1012
00:47:42,967 --> 00:47:45,368
for believing in something
you've only seen in the movies,
1013
00:47:45,402 --> 00:47:47,637
something that I'm determined
to prove to you actually exists.
1014
00:47:50,641 --> 00:47:53,476
How come every time
I want to fool around,
1015
00:47:53,510 --> 00:47:56,279
you can't shut up?
1016
00:48:19,703 --> 00:48:21,704
Hey.
1017
00:48:21,739 --> 00:48:22,739
I'm here for Lip
1018
00:48:22,773 --> 00:48:24,974
to pay him the balance
for the S.A.T. test?
1019
00:48:29,079 --> 00:48:31,114
Tire.
1020
00:48:31,148 --> 00:48:33,216
Lip, my man.
1021
00:48:33,250 --> 00:48:36,386
They invalidated my score!
Shit! I was gonna call you.
1022
00:48:36,420 --> 00:48:37,553
I'm gonna get, like, a six
on this test!
1023
00:48:37,588 --> 00:48:39,322
You get at least
a couple hundred for spelling
1024
00:48:39,356 --> 00:48:40,690
your name correctly.
Shit! Wait! Wait! Wait!
1025
00:48:40,724 --> 00:48:42,458
I can fix this, all right?
1026
00:48:44,395 --> 00:48:45,895
I won't be able
to play ball in college!
1027
00:48:45,930 --> 00:48:47,030
Fuck, you'll go
straight to the pros!
1028
00:48:59,076 --> 00:49:00,677
Please...
1029
00:49:00,711 --> 00:49:02,745
You think you'll live if I drop
you on your head? I don't.
1030
00:49:02,780 --> 00:49:03,746
Lip!
1031
00:49:03,781 --> 00:49:05,748
Shit!
1032
00:49:05,783 --> 00:49:06,616
Shit!
1033
00:49:06,650 --> 00:49:07,350
Get him back inside!
1034
00:49:07,384 --> 00:49:08,985
Back off,
1035
00:49:09,019 --> 00:49:11,888
or I'll throw you out, too.
Let him go!
1036
00:49:11,922 --> 00:49:13,222
Get my brother
back in the house,
1037
00:49:13,257 --> 00:49:14,257
or the kid swings the bat.
1038
00:49:14,291 --> 00:49:15,625
Okay, okay.
Now!
1039
00:49:15,659 --> 00:49:17,694
Keep your shit straight;
I'll pull him in.
1040
00:49:17,728 --> 00:49:18,695
Hey, now!
Come on!
1041
00:49:18,729 --> 00:49:19,729
What the hell is going on?
1042
00:49:19,763 --> 00:49:20,897
Carl's got it covered.
1043
00:49:23,067 --> 00:49:25,335
I was just joking.
1044
00:49:25,369 --> 00:49:27,203
Okay?
1045
00:49:27,237 --> 00:49:28,371
Okay?
1046
00:50:11,248 --> 00:50:16,352
Hey, uh, uh, you ever been
with a black guy?
1047
00:50:16,387 --> 00:50:17,723
Does rape count?
1048
00:50:19,521 --> 00:50:20,454
Um...
1049
00:50:21,387 --> 00:50:23,455
I was acquitted.
1050
00:50:25,704 --> 00:50:35,904
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